is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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