Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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