I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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