What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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