Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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