So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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