My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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