You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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