I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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