Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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