Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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