People with herpes should wear stickers.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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