i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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