You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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