no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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