4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I forget how to act sober
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