would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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