how can u be prego again
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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