hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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