she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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