Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
