you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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