But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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