I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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