That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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