I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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