omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
they need to just BURY HIM!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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