you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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