you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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