Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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