if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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