i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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