I hate your face
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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