sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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