I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
FUCK WHALES
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