Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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