I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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