okay pat passed out under dana's car
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
