I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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