Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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