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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I cont stop tolking in a british axsent

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(209): View more from California

I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just woke up to me licking the dognuts

(623): View more from Arizona

You mean Doughnuts?

(602): View more from Arizona

......No :(

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(913): View more from Kansas

girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.

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(314): View more from Missouri

New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?

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(217): View more from Illinois

Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you

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(206): View more from Washington

too bad burritos don't cuddle back

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(626): View more from California

I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.

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