i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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