Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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