She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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