i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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