Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize