"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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