Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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