I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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