WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Found your dick twin last night
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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