I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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