Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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