Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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