Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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