I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
