Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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