He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
