Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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