i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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