all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
my shit smells like andre
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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